Wednesday, June 23, 2010

TFTM

these are just too good to pass up.

6/23
(8:30 am - 10: 00 am)

(832): and just left my house. (7:52 am)
(281): Anddddd getting out of bed. (7:57 am)

(281): I just had to explain duck duck goose to my physics teacher. It included a visual aid.

(281): HCC is the reason babies cry at night.
(832): Actually I think that's biology.

(281): LAB TIME LAB TIME LAAAAAAB TIIIIIME here's the lab it makes me drab it makes me wanna stab my crab when it's done i run to rehab. LAAAAAAAB. In honor of blues clues.
(832): biology biology my favorite subject can't you see? you would rather watch some glee? That just simply cannot be! Biology makes me so clever, i want to take this class forever. What am i saying? this is all wrong. I would rather see a sumo in a thong.

6/24
(281): it's times like these I wish I had a shamwow to clean up the vomit from when i though about me sitting in this class for 60 hours thus far.

7/1
(832): I think I can hear by brain cells screaming as they die.
(281):Well we just played jump rope with a slinky. We're clearly having the better morning.

1 comment:

  1. i have no shame in my game admitting that i am the perpetrator of these text messages.

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